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Wonky Willie's Authentic Interactive Extravaganza

You are children, and your parents brought you to a sparsely decorated warehouse that was promoted as a delightful afternoon in a chocolatier’s workshop. 

Wonky Willie’s Authentic Interactive Extravaganza is a dungeon crawl coated in sugary surrealism, drizzled with danger, and a rich filling of dread. 

It is [current year], and artificially intelligent [sic] slop threatens to clog every interconnected tube comprising the internet, occasionally bursting out like a sewer pipe into the real world. One such instance saw a Glasgow warehouse converted into a nightmarish, allegedly Willy Wonka-themed "interactive experience" featuring destitute actors, derelict sets, and a deranged script. This bizarre circumstance brought a team of silly bloggers together to write this adventure for the sheer absurdity of it all.

This adventure is inspired by the AI-tainted rubbish inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The only involvement of so-called Artificial Intelligence in the creation of this adventure is as the object of ridicule. It is the creation of a handful of human hobbyists to serve as encherining entertainment for your table. After all, no robot could possibly take this long to capitalize on a flash-in-the-pan viral moment.
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